Leonardo da Vinci in front of Leonardo's technological innovation made to the Porte (routes) in these days would surely have warned the vomiting. A man of universal genius and talent like his, which fully embodied the spirit of his era, leading to higher forms of expression in the various fields of art and knowledge, in the face of this technological evolution could not refrain from "Bloom". The device invented in these last days to the barrier to block grants, and is the result of studies and experiments by a team of foreign scientists and nuclear physicists (2 Americans, 1 Russian, 2 Japanese, 1 Swedish) that after weeks of work have discovered the immense secret formula that enables the effective closure and the resulting division between the two levels of water that are created when tightened the harbor of Cesenatico Leonardo. The group was later also added the valuable advice of two other major American scholars: MacGyver and Homer Simpson have helped to refine a device futuristic technology and already used in the past from the shuttle to the closure of toilets in the starting phase, in order during takeoff to avoid the spread of odors from the Turkish space. But before applying to the closure of the port of Cesenatico, was previously head of American University Tucson to a door of a piggery in the area, just to check sealing and reliability, as the pigs often engaged in an attempt to escape, a pressure equal to that of a storm to set. Initially, however, the group of scientists, it was oriented towards a system of closure but also newly developed by another university, that of Massachusetts called the "String Wire" which translates in Italian means "tied with sprangone. Unfortunately, the test carried out at the door of the same "baganara" American, gave disastrous results: 9 pigs escaped, two of which ended up on the 'expressway Tucson-Phoenix and then invested by a truck Marr.
At the end of the day, however, despite have spent 20 billion old lire "to fuck", finally and without too much burden on the municipal budget and therefore on the pockets of citizens has been finally solved the problem he had in recent weeks threatened the success of a public work, whose original design, remember Topo Gigio was designed by himself.
By Side councilor W.Rocchi e del sindaco N.Panzavolta i due ingegneri americani che hanno contribuito in maniera determinante alla realizzazione del complesso sistema tecnologico di chiusura delle Porte vinciane.
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